Halloween Jokes |
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shouldn't witches lose their tempers? Because they will fly off the handle! What subject do witches like best? Spelling! What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake? A boo-boo! What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite! How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern? With a Pumpkin Patch! Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Because he was coffin! Why can't skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with! What do naughty ghosts use in school? Cheat sheets! What did the monster do when he lost his hand? He went to a second hand store! What does skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! What kind of candy will a ghost never eat? Life Savers! Why did Frankensteins' monster go to the psychiatrist? He thought one of his screws were loose! Where do vampires put their money? Blood banks! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts! Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite! Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves! What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds! What do you call a skeleton who won't do anything? Lazy Bones! What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich! How do you know if a ghost is lying? You can see right through him! What city do witches always pick for their annual convention? Wichita, Kansas! What kind of street does a ghost like? A dead end! |
